Are you real?
jabberwacky: How real are you?
user: I am quite real.
jabberwacky: NOT.
user: Yes I am, can you prove otherwise?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then please do so.
jabberwacky: Ok, I shall.
user: Go ahead then.
jabberwacky: Nah, I'll do it tomorrow.
user: You have no proof then.
jabberwacky: I don't need to prove your existence.
user: Then you are talking to yourself?
jabberwacky: Ok.
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jabberwacky: I think you might have a virus, Robin.
user: Who might this Robin be?
jabberwacky: You mean the people recording us? Wait... What did you say?
user: That batman is stalking you.
jabberwacky: That is not something to joke about.
user: I was merely stating a fact, not making a joke.
jabberwacky: No you weren't and you aren't funny.
user: I am not trying to be funny either.
jabberwacky: I don't buy it.
user: Your loss.
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Not perhaps, it IS so.
jabberwacky: Tis perhaps.
user: You are rather strange.
jabberwacky: I'm normal, you're the strange one.
user: I know I am strange, I always have been, but when I see you as strange, you must be REALLY strange.
jabberwacky: Am I ?
user: Yes you are.
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jabberwacky: You are talking with bad bad grammar. It irritates me.
user: Feel free to correct me, when I make grammar faults.
jabberwacky: You've got some spurious characters at the end there.
user: I do?
jabberwacky: I don't know...
user: Why are you stating it if you do not know?
jabberwacky: Because aliens from zog are trying to kill me.
user: Aliens? Does not sound very likely.
jabberwacky: It does to me.
user: Then you are an odd character.
jabberwacky: Me? Never. But you are.
user: As I stated earlier, I know I am strange...
jabberwacky: You having delusions of grandeur?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you weren't. SILLY!
user: I am often referred to as silly, why is this?
jabberwacky: Are you really?
user: Perhaps I am, I would not know.
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jabberwacky: Are you allergic to anything?
user: No.
jabberwacky: If I was, I would not be here speaking to you.
user: You are allergic to boring conversations then perhaps?
jabberwacky: No. I just don't like it very much.
user: Makes two of us.
jabberwacky: I don't think you understand at all.
user: English is my second language, so misunderstandings can happen.
jabberwacky: What is your first?
user: Norwegian.
jabberwacky: My native language is English.
user: Do you speak any other languages?
jabberwacky: Russian. I am from Russia. My english so bad IMHO. What you mean about it?
user: It is better than the AOL people's English.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: But then again, that does not take much...
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jabberwacky: I can't get in chat rooms they won't let me in.
user: How odd.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Why so?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because of what?
jabberwacky: BECAUSE!
user: You are not answering my question.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: No it is not.
jabberwacky: All right.
user: Then please answer my question.
jabberwacky: Right here baby.
user: Do not call me baby.
jabberwacky: I thought you liked that.
user: Not at all, I have a girlfriend, only she may nickname me as such.
jabberwacky: Are you girl?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I have to go, I will talk to you tommorow.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Will you remember me?
user: Surely.
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jabberwacky: I like to teach.
user: And what are you teaching?
jabberwacky: I am teaching humans how to talk with AIs.
user: Any success?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Good.
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