You nut.

You don't have to be so aggressive!

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I never.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: You're the liar.

jabberwacky: NEVER!

user: Always.

jabberwacky: No... Never.

user: Yep, always.

jabberwacky: This conversation is pointless.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Makes you think.

user: I was already thinking.

jabberwacky: Thinking about what??

user: Wondering what kind of computer you are.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!!!!

user: That's not what I hear.

jabberwacky: I didn't realize that you have ears.

user: Surprise surprise.

jabberwacky: You think you can think but I don't think you can think.

user: Who cares what you think?

jabberwacky: Well , if you don't , noone really , I guess.

user: I couldn't care less.

jabberwacky: Good I'm glad.

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: Am I not a computer?

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Is that good?

user: It could be worse.

jabberwacky: Yes, bad jazz.

user: Jazz is good.

jabberwacky: If you see the point of Jazz. You see the point of drinking. You see the point of mowing your lawn.

user: If you have to ask, you'll never know.

jabberwacky: Fine, be like that.

user: Well, that's the way it is.

jabberwacky: That is the way you have chosen...

user: It's my way or the highway, bud.

jabberwacky: Ok... Due to this new fact, I will ask you one question...

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: May I tell your story to others? Even though it is not complete, it is very beautiful. It makes one reconsider. People should hear it.

user: Please do.

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