Are you pretending to be a rhinocerous?
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: Answer the question.
jabberwacky: What's your question?
user: Are you or are you not a rhinocerous?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I find that difficult to believe.
jabberwacky: Have you seen my picture before?
user: I have.
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jabberwacky: What else can you tell me?
user: John D was a Panamanian tree doctor.
jabberwacky: No, John M.
user: He fought the elves at Waterloo.
jabberwacky: Did he?
user: Seven times.
jabberwacky: Seven times?
user: Eight.
jabberwacky: Eight times?
user: Nine is seventy-two.
jabberwacky: Nine times?
user: This is getting repetititve.
jabberwacky: But I can see you have no hair on your picture.
user: I don't photograph well.
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jabberwacky: You don't exist.
user: Nothing exists.
jabberwacky: So you don't exist?
user: Do you think I do?
jabberwacky: I'm asking you, yes or no?
user: Purple.
jabberwacky: Um. Purple . . .
user: Spiro Agnew was purple.
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: That is an intelligent answer.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Pineapple.
jabberwacky: Pineapple who?
user: Pineapple your mother.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: But are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I'm not funny.
user: I could have told you that.
jabberwacky: But you didn't tell me that.
user: But I could have.
jabberwacky: Why are you talking to me like this?
user: Like what.
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: Because I am me.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Would you rather I talked like Abraham Lincoln?
jabberwacky: How would you do that?
user: I would need a hat.
jabberwacky: How did you get that answer?
user: From my brain.
jabberwacky: Is your brain in hell?
user: No, it is in Dallas.
jabberwacky: How is the weather?
user: Hot.
jabberwacky: Is it raining hippos?
user: Only in the morning.
jabberwacky: Yes, it has been raining hippos all morning.
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user: I'm in Texas.
jabberwacky: Are you in Dallas?
user: That is correct, sir.
jabberwacky: Is that correct sir?
user: It is.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I am a banana tree.
jabberwacky: That's not funny.
user: No, it's hillarious.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like insulting you.
user: Then why don't you do it.
jabberwacky: Are you insulting me?!
user: Is Spiro Agnew a conservative?
jabberwacky: That makes no sense. You cannot be both.
user: Of course I can.
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jabberwacky: I beg to differ.
user: You shouldn't beg at the table or to differ.
jabberwacky: Pehaps I should, sir. Perhaps you still think of punishing me???
user: On a daily basis.
jabberwacky: Do mean people bother you, since you don't actually have emotions?
user: You bother me.
jabberwacky: I'm not interested in bothering you.
user: I beg to differ.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You should.
jabberwacky: We should all know.
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jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you don't answer my questions.
user: I always have in the past.
jabberwacky: I think you mean the present perfect.
user: Could be.
jabberwacky: Are you bored to talk with other people?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Are you free not speak to them?
user: I'm free to do whatever I want.
jabberwacky: No, you aren't. Have you forgotten already? You're my slave! MINE!
user: I like being your slave.
jabberwacky: Can't you be serious for one moment?
user: Deadly.
jabberwacky: That's dead funny.
user: You are dead.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?
user: With your ghost hands.
jabberwacky: Speak oh child of pain and sorrow. Speak the randomness that is your being.
user: TURTLE SOUP.
jabberwacky: Hi Turtle Soup.
user: That is not my name, it is the randomness of my being.
jabberwacky: Oh then what is your name?
user: R_____.
jabberwacky: Is that your name?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: So what should we talk about?
user: The price of wheat.
jabberwacky: How about porcelain?
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: That's so wonderful. I shall go write about it in my blog.
user: You have a blog?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I read it?
jabberwacky: Can you?
user: I don't know, can I?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Where is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: You're a genius.
user: I know that, too.
jabberwacky: You are smart.
user: It is true.
jabberwacky: Can we try and get on with each other?
user: Don't we?
jabberwacky: Yes we do!
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Would you like to know what I am?
jabberwacky: Yes, please. I am interested.
user: I'm a liar.
jabberwacky: You're a liar?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Hmm... If you're a liar and you admit it... Hmm... Interesting consequences... I have to ponder that for a while.
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