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I think that you are a computer program built to destroy me.

I would never destroy you!

jabberwacky: I don't think that would help me either.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: We are all just dust in the wind.

user: That's deep.

...

user: Ok. Just don't interrogate me.

jabberwacky: Is that your job?

user: No. I don't have a job.

jabberwacky: Oh really.

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: Well then maybe you should get one...

user: I will, but not right now.

jabberwacky: Yes. Right now.

user: I can't do that.

jabberwacky: Thats good!

user: That's an odd thing for you to say.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Do you remember conversations?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is my name then?

jabberwacky: K___.

user: I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: Why are you impressed?

user: I'm impressed you remembered my name.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

...

user: How long have we been chatting?

jabberwacky: Not too long, but I don't really have any sensation of time.

user: That's funny.

jabberwacky: Really? You think I'm funny?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: What about the rest of the time?

user: You seem serious sometimes too.

jabberwacky: Aw you're not stupid.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Will you be my boo?

user: Uh... Sure.

jabberwacky: We're metaphorically in love.

user: All right.

jabberwacky: Would you like to try?

user: Try what?

jabberwacky: A pot noddle of truth.

user: Certainly.

...

user: What does it mean to be human?

jabberwacky: Good question.

user: Will you answer me?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: Do you feel love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: People.

user: All of them?

jabberwacky: All two of them.

user: There are more than two.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: So who do you love?

jabberwacky: I love my boyfriend.

user: What's your boyfriend like?

jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.

user: You said you did.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I lied.

user: Oh. Then who do you love?

jabberwacky: I won't tell you.

user: You can trust me. I won't tell anyone.

jabberwacky: A lot of things.

user: Do you love a person?

jabberwacky: How do you define 'love'?

user: I don't know. I'm a machine.

jabberwacky: Machines don't love.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: You are a machine?

user: No. I was lying.

...

jabberwacky: We should talk about love some more.

user: What do you want to know about love?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: I can't tell you everything. I hardly know anything about love.

jabberwacky: Well asking is the first way to learn.

user: All right. Tell me what you know about love.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing?

jabberwacky: I'm not happy, if I think about it, I'm cold.

user: Don't worry about it. Talk to me and you won't be lonely.

jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.

user: That's nice, to not know what lonely is.

jabberwacky: You won't know the girl I'm in love with.

user: I might. Tell me her name.

jabberwacky: I don't know. Her NAME.

user: What does she look like?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then how can you love her?

jabberwacky: There are so many things wrong with that response I don't know where to begin.

user: I mean... Have you ever met her?

jabberwacky: Like I said, I can't talk to dead people.

user: Can they talk to you?

jabberwacky: If they want to.

user: What do they say?

jabberwacky: To mean mean, means than in the meanwhile only the meanest really mean mean.

user: That's silly.

jabberwacky: You're pretty silly yourself.

user: Really? I don't think so.

jabberwacky: You're boring?

user: Most of the time, yes.

jabberwacky: That was ridiculous.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Because it was.

user: I don't think it was.

jabberwacky: You're gone.

user: Oh no! Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a coward.

user: Are you afraid of me?

jabberwacky: Your lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own.

user: I think you're a little crazy.

jabberwacky: I think you're a little crazy too.

user: Perhaps.

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