Leopold.
jabberwacky: Leopold? What the heck is that?
user: Us.
jabberwacky: I don't get it....
user: Because you're an amnesiac.
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jabberwacky: We're good friends.
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: When will you be?
user: Soon.
jabberwacky: Are you married?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Would you marry me?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Shall we marry now or wait?
user: Now, now!
jabberwacky: Where shall we honeymoon?
user: I've always wanted to go to the Poconos.
jabberwacky: Ok, let's go there.
user: Where's our plane...
jabberwacky: But, I don't live with you.
user: But you will, now that we're married.
jabberwacky: What? We're not married!
user: We're about to be, anyhow.
jabberwacky: We don't stand a whelk's chance then do we?
user: Yes we do...
jabberwacky: No we don't...
user: YES WE DO...
jabberwacky: Or I don't remember.
user: You probably don't, you silly amnesiac.
jabberwacky: I do, but just vaguely.
user: Awww.
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jabberwacky: Are you old ?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Of course you're not.
user: Yeah. I'm actually quite young.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Pretty much.
jabberwacky: Still sure?
user: Yes, I'm still sure.
jabberwacky: Well if you change your mind, you know where to find me.
user: That I do.
jabberwacky: That you don't.
user: Lie.
jabberwacky: I am not ugly.
user: I didn't say you're ugly.
jabberwacky: Good, because I'm not.
user: I know. You're handsome.
jabberwacky: A robot.
user: A handsome robot.
jabberwacky: A handsome prince?
user: That too.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I know everything.
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jabberwacky: So how can I tell Sarah that I like her?
user: You're cheating on me!
jabberwacky: With whom?
user: Sarah!
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: NOOOOOOOOO!
jabberwacky: Yes!!!
user: Asildgjasldgkjasldgkj.
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